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if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you


i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate, via pineappleorgy)

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'It's all in your head'

which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

(via 5firstdates)